Red Sox Enemy #1

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Okay, Red Sox, listen up. You see this guy? It's Mike Napoli. He must be stopped. He's trying to set himself up as some sort of Red Sox killer - and two homers last night are probably making him feel like he's accomplishing this. So, in tonight's game, let's show how we get it done in Fenway. Shut him down.

Oh, and meanwhile, how about a little productive offense? We don't want another jaunt to the left coast after tonight's game. We want those Angels to droop on over to Logan and aviate off into the sunset.

Get 'er done!