Red Sox Drinking Game
This was from the new issue of "Improper Bostonian" - the one with Mikey on cover. This could be fun to try at 6:05 am Tuesday and Wednesday (not!). Again, I'm just cribbing this from them!
Jacoby Ellsbury: Drink every time NESN shows a "Marry Me Jacoby!" sign or a girl in a "Mrs. Ellsbury" t-shirt.
Manny Ramirez: Drink for every extra-base hit... Double if his helmet stays on.
Kevin Youkilis: Drink for every pitch he sees with a 3-2 count... Double if he walks.
Dustin Pedroia: Double the inning number when Pedroia first gets his uniform dirty, and drink that number.
Mike Lowell: Drink for every shot off the wall... Double if he's held to a single.
Jason Varitek: Order a round of drinks for every Tek strikeout, because at least he's good with the pitchers.
David Ortiz: Drink to calm your nerves every time Papi slides into a base with the grace of a newborn giraffe.
J.D. Drew: Drink for 14 seconds (1 for every million double plays), for every DP Drew grounds into over the next 4 years.
Julio Lugo: Grab a snack every time Lugo fails to get on base (can't do all the drinking on an empty stomach).
Wild Cards: Drink through the entirety of each Remy/Orsillo laughing fit. Kill whatever you're drinking if Kyle Snyder is in before the 5th inning. If the game is on FOX, just drink.
Jacoby Ellsbury: Drink every time NESN shows a "Marry Me Jacoby!" sign or a girl in a "Mrs. Ellsbury" t-shirt.
Manny Ramirez: Drink for every extra-base hit... Double if his helmet stays on.
Kevin Youkilis: Drink for every pitch he sees with a 3-2 count... Double if he walks.
Dustin Pedroia: Double the inning number when Pedroia first gets his uniform dirty, and drink that number.
Mike Lowell: Drink for every shot off the wall... Double if he's held to a single.
Jason Varitek: Order a round of drinks for every Tek strikeout, because at least he's good with the pitchers.
David Ortiz: Drink to calm your nerves every time Papi slides into a base with the grace of a newborn giraffe.
J.D. Drew: Drink for 14 seconds (1 for every million double plays), for every DP Drew grounds into over the next 4 years.
Julio Lugo: Grab a snack every time Lugo fails to get on base (can't do all the drinking on an empty stomach).
Wild Cards: Drink through the entirety of each Remy/Orsillo laughing fit. Kill whatever you're drinking if Kyle Snyder is in before the 5th inning. If the game is on FOX, just drink.
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posted by Beth at 12:17 PM
3 Comments:
That's great, Beth...although at the rate we're going to be drinking, we'll all be in AA by September.
:)
Let's face it Becks.
Most of us should be there already. ;)
Beth, that is great; especially tha part about Papi running like a giraffe.
//we'll all be in AA by September.//
Naw, we'll be there by August. Especially if we get crazy in Cincy!!
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