Sunday, March 23, 2008

Red Sox Drinking Game

This was from the new issue of "Improper Bostonian" - the one with Mikey on cover. This could be fun to try at 6:05 am Tuesday and Wednesday (not!). Again, I'm just cribbing this from them!

Jacoby Ellsbury: Drink every time NESN shows a "Marry Me Jacoby!" sign or a girl in a "Mrs. Ellsbury" t-shirt.

Manny Ramirez: Drink for every extra-base hit... Double if his helmet stays on.

Kevin Youkilis: Drink for every pitch he sees with a 3-2 count... Double if he walks.

Dustin Pedroia: Double the inning number when Pedroia first gets his uniform dirty, and drink that number.

Mike Lowell: Drink for every shot off the wall... Double if he's held to a single.

Jason Varitek: Order a round of drinks for every Tek strikeout, because at least he's good with the pitchers.

David Ortiz: Drink to calm your nerves every time Papi slides into a base with the grace of a newborn giraffe.

J.D. Drew: Drink for 14 seconds (1 for every million double plays), for every DP Drew grounds into over the next 4 years.

Julio Lugo: Grab a snack every time Lugo fails to get on base (can't do all the drinking on an empty stomach).

Wild Cards: Drink through the entirety of each Remy/Orsillo laughing fit. Kill whatever you're drinking if Kyle Snyder is in before the 5th inning. If the game is on FOX, just drink.



Blogger beckperson said...

That's great, Beth...although at the rate we're going to be drinking, we'll all be in AA by September.


7:00 PM  
Blogger Ted D said...

Let's face it Becks.

Most of us should be there already. ;)

Beth, that is great; especially tha part about Papi running like a giraffe.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Beth said...

//we'll all be in AA by September.//

Naw, we'll be there by August. Especially if we get crazy in Cincy!!

8:10 PM  

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