Do.Not.Want.

Yesterday, in the SG comments, "a little night musing" came up with this brilliant anti-A Rod rant - thanks, alnm!



Would you take him in a car?
Would you take him in a bar?

You may like him.
You will see.
You may like him
if he's free!

I would not, could not, even free.
Nor in a bar. You let me be!

I did not like him when he slapped
I do not like his lips - they're chapped
I do not like his clubhouse ways
I do not like his glove - Mike stays!
I do not like him here or there
I do not like him anywhere
I do not like A-Rod the ham
I do not like him, NJ fan!