Time to go home!

Photo from Home Run Derby

Yes, at long last, it's time for the Red Sox to head home. Time to put the 16,000 mile road trip behind them. Time to wear clean underwear again. Time to get reacquainted with their families and friends. And time to get back to the "friendly confines of Fenway Park."

Not to worry, boys, the winter residents of Fenway have been keeping it safe from invaders. Now, if we could just train these critters to get the REAL A-Rod...