Not going batty
Dear Red Sox:
Poor Tim Wakefield. Every time he pitches, you all look like this at the plate:
And last night was the same story. 13 left on base! Manny's bat seemed to be the only one willing to cross the picket line - he had a three-run homer. But the rest of you guys looked pitiful! What did Timmy do - run over your dogs? I hope he goes nuts and uses a baseball bat on YOU! Let's get it together.
You've got the chance to at least win the series over the NYY tonight. Okay, so maybe Matty Clement has been spotty - so now's the time to pull your weight. And they've got Randy "On the Verge of Collapse" Johnson on the mound - you've got to hit him early and often.
KEEP THE LINE MOVING!
Thank you for your attention.
Poor Tim Wakefield. Every time he pitches, you all look like this at the plate:
And last night was the same story. 13 left on base! Manny's bat seemed to be the only one willing to cross the picket line - he had a three-run homer. But the rest of you guys looked pitiful! What did Timmy do - run over your dogs? I hope he goes nuts and uses a baseball bat on YOU! Let's get it together.You've got the chance to at least win the series over the NYY tonight. Okay, so maybe Matty Clement has been spotty - so now's the time to pull your weight. And they've got Randy "On the Verge of Collapse" Johnson on the mound - you've got to hit him early and often.
KEEP THE LINE MOVING!
Thank you for your attention.
posted by Beth at 12:21 PM
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