RS Christmas Carols

If you haven't seen today's Soxaholix, go there right now. HB has the kids singing "God Rest Ye Merry Red Sox Fans" - it's classic. And be sure to read the comments - some other readers have come up with some spectacular take-offs. This one by "Rick V" is fantastic:(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing to the mound,
Blowing hitters all away--
Nice and hard he throws,
Racking up each K!

Bats on shoulders stay,
Frozen there in shame--
Oh what fun to watch him pitch
And contemplate his name:

Pap-el-bon! Pap-el-bon!
Sub-one E.R.A!
Who can tell if he will shine
When he's starting each fifth da--ay?

Pap-el-bon! Pap-el-bon!
In the pen no more.
Let's just hope this experiment
Doesn't make his shoulder sore!

Ho, Ho, Ho!